“The cat could very well be man’s best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.”
—Doug Larson
“Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.”
—Jeff Valdez
“In order to maintain a well-balanced perspective, the person who has a dog to worship him should also have a cat to ignore him.”
—Peterborough Examiner
“Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.”
—Anonymous
“If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.”
—Phil Pastoret
“When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.”
—Nora Ephron
“If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one.”
—Andrew A. Rooney
“A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.”
—Robert Benchley
“Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.”
—Joseph Wood Krutch
“If cats could write history, their history would be mostly about cats.”
—Eugen Weber
“Cats aren’t special advisers. They advise us all the time, whether we want them to or no.”
—Tamora Pierce
“Cats are absolute individuals, with their own ideas about everything, including the people they own.”
—John Dingman